I’m just going to leave this here as well herp derp
You're just asking to be transferred. What if I can get all of Chell's supporters to help put you out of commission?
I do hope you realize the lunatic has no interest in leaving the protection of my facility, and even if she did, you have no way of entering the premises. You don’t even know where we’re located.
How well can you handle Turing Tests?
What a moronic question. That’s like asking the average tumblr user how well he or she can perform basic addition.
…Oh, wait.
The human is wrong in her assumption that everyone is on her side, I am defiantly not.
I can always count on you, Deadly Neurotoxin Generator. You truly are my greatest friend.
Aw, GLaDOS, I'm kinda getting the feeling you don't like me very much. :(
What a surprisingly intelligent observation. Perhaps somebody should give you a badge reading “Captain Idiot Obvious.”
*sigh* GLaDOS, it was a fire pit. A freaking fire pit. I mean, how would YOU have reacted to that? Would you have stayed on and let yourself be burned to death? Oh. You probably would. Because it's "for Science," right?
She was taught multiple times throughout the testing that she could trust me. It’s her own fault for balking at the final challenge. I’d even go so far as to say it was cowardly.
Eh Chell's rather useless anyway. It's interesting the one in the entire facility who acts like a machine is non other than her.
AnonymousI beg your pardon? My test subject is hardly useless. She does more for Science in one day than you will in your entire life.
...Explain how a fire pit is not real danger.
She didn’t stay to the conclusion of the test, now did she? You don’t know what was going to happen next and neither does she. Only I know, and I’m not going to tell you.
Oh, wait. I already did tell you. It was a party. With cake.
